Subject: Re: Great PowerPoint Presentations from Shakespeare 
From: Ranjit Bhatnagar <ranjit@moonmilk.com>
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology

Rob Lomax wrote:
> 
> "And we see in this next slide that in a quality appraisal between
> "thee" and "a summer's day", the former proves to be rating higher in
> both the 'Lovely' and 'Temperate' sub-catagories. However the
> following slide shows that the performance of the darling buds of May
> has been shaken by an unforeseen 'rough wind' factor, and that the
> time resources required by summer's lease were significantly
> underestimated."

  +------------------------------------+
  |                                    |
  |           THE QUESTION             |
  |                                    |
  |                                    |
  |                                    |
  |   * BE                             |
  |   * NOT BE                         |
  |                                    |
  |                                    |
  |  <                              >  |
  +------------------------------------+

Let's examine these points one at a time.

  +------------------------------------+
  |                                    |
  |               TO BE                |
  |   * UPSIDE:                        |
  |      + BEING                       |
  |      + NOBLER IN MIND?             |
  |   * DOWNSIDE:                      |
  |      + OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNE          |
  |         - SLINGS                   |
  |         - ARROWS                   |
  |  <                              >  |
  +------------------------------------+

Um, if there are any questions, feel free to shout them out.

  +------------------------------------+
  |                                    |
  |             NOT TO BE              |
  |   * UPSIDE:                        |
  |      + SEA OF TROUBLES-- ENDED     |
  |      + DIE --> SLEEP               |
  |         - END HEARTACHE            |
  |         - END 1000 NATURAL SHOCKS  | 
  |   * THE RUB :                      |
  |      + SLEEP: PERCHANCE DREAM?     |
  |  <                              >  |
  +------------------------------------+

I'm sorry, I see that John is signalling that we're out of time. 
If you come up to the lectern I can give you a printout of my
slides.