Extreme Measures
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

After office hours one morning,
an attractive student knocked at a professor's door.

"How may I help you?" asked the professor.
The student said: "I need to talk to you about my grade in your class."

"Come in and have a seat," said the professor.
Is there anything I can do to get an "A" in your class?

"What do you mean by *anything*?" replied the professor.
The student said: "Anything!"

"Absolutely anything??" the professor repeated.
The student said, in a very sultry voice, "I mean ANYTHING."

The professor stood up, walked around the desk, sat down beside
the student and whispered in the student's ear: "Would you study?"