Top ten subtle differences between grad school and Hell

10. It doesn't rain in Hell.

9. Everyone has heard of Hell.

8. It's a lot more fun getting into Hell.

7. You can't fail out of Hell.

6. At least you can sleep in Hell.

5. Hell is forever; grad school just seems like it.

4. People smile in Hell.

3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.

2. There are hot men and women in Hell. 

And the #1 subtle difference between grad school and Hell...

1. You would never tell a friend to go to grad school!