answering machine message
sung to the tune of "shiny stockings"
(by beth bergman, circa 1987)

hello,
hey man what's happening
oftly big of you to call.
and if,
you don't leave a message,
we don't care at all.
we're out,
we're on the town.
it's clear,
you're out of luck!
and if you hang up
we don't give a ....